A year ago, Head of Upper Campus Eve Kulbieda went missing without a trace. However, during the 2026 Pinewood Lip Sync, she returned, making her first appearance in more than a year. To the school’s...
If you’ve ever seen an athlete at Pinewood Upper Campus discreetly pop a red, square-shaped gummy into their mouth before a game, then you’ve already witnessed “the Red Market.”
The...
If the students think they like Pinewood’s pajamas or sweatshirts, this new merchandise will blow their minds: hitting the shelves April 1 is Pinewood’s new perfume line!
Holly Phillips...
You’re a second-semester high school senior. You’re nearing the end of your four-year-long, tedious, treacherous high school journey. After those nights of staying up, writing in micrometers on...
In a desperate attempt to address their struggling defensive core, the San Jose Sharks announced that they are recruiting replacement defensemen from Pinewood School.
When Sharks...
Many people may think of Stuart Hamilton merely as Pinewood’s math teacher. However, beneath this facade of normality, Hamilton has multiple secrets that he has kept hidden for years. Perhaps most...
“Save me some time, save me some dimes,” Upper Campus math teacher Courtney Spence said.
Since the start of January, Spence’s curriculum has changed dramatically. Instead of continuing with...
Disaster struck Pinewood students when the major fan hub Archive Of Our Own, popularly known online as AO3, was abruptly cut off for several hours. Many students across Pinewood Upper Campus were...
Following the impressive box office success of “Marty Supreme,” actor Timothée Chalamet is searching for new ways to shock critics. In collaboration with Chalamet, luxury Los Angeles grocery...
Throughout the history of film, very few movies have made their mark as a classic, including timeless works such as “Citizen Kane,” “The Godfather,” “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over,” and now,...
As the last bell of the day sounds, literature teacher Ellie Pojarska’s students submit their essays and absentmindedly stuff their belongings into half-zipped backpacks. From her seat, Pojarska...
Pinewood Upper Campus students are calling for action after learning the truth about English teacher Sabrina Strand, who has been stealing her students’ psyches during class mindfulness activities.
In...