Pinewood students have been rushing to get tickets for the newly released live-action “Moana 3” — not because of a newfound passion for leis and canoe adventures — but rather because Pinewood’s...
In what experts are calling the most dramatic 4.2 seconds in AP Chemistry history, junior Nona Brozell, widely known for her impeccable manners and color-coded notes, reportedly shook her teacher, Sarah...
The AT Biology fruit fly lab went awry last week, resulting in a massive infestation across Pinewood. The infestation started when a student allegedly removed the caps from the fruit fly containers,...
The ground split beneath Pinewood’s Upper Campus on the afternoon of Wednesday, March 11th, as students clutched their desks during what a local United States Geological Survey official later confirmed...
Two Pinewood students and one faculty member have been hospitalized due to imbibing tadpole-infested water from the on-campus water fountains. The Santa Clara County Public Health Department (SCCPHD)...
A year ago, Head of Upper Campus Eve Kulbieda went missing without a trace. However, during the 2026 Pinewood Lip Sync, she returned, making her first appearance in more than a year. To the school’s...
If you’ve ever seen an athlete at Pinewood Upper Campus discreetly pop a red, square-shaped gummy into their mouth before a game, then you’ve already witnessed “the Red Market.”
The...
If the students think they like Pinewood’s pajamas or sweatshirts, this new merchandise will blow their minds: hitting the shelves April 1 is Pinewood’s new perfume line!
Holly Phillips...
You’re a second-semester high school senior. You’re nearing the end of your four-year-long, tedious, treacherous high school journey. After those nights of staying up, writing in micrometers on...
In a desperate attempt to address their struggling defensive core, the San Jose Sharks announced that they are recruiting replacement defensemen from Pinewood School.
When Sharks...
Many people may think of Stuart Hamilton merely as Pinewood’s math teacher. However, beneath this facade of normality, Hamilton has multiple secrets that he has kept hidden for years. Perhaps most...
“Save me some time, save me some dimes,” Upper Campus math teacher Courtney Spence said.
Since the start of January, Spence’s curriculum has changed dramatically. Instead of continuing with...
