Jay Ananth uses his quadrilingual abilities to build thousands of connections at Princeton, allowing him to dominate every industry in the world.

Malaika Boros spends college analyzing the brainwashing capabilities of sound and proceeds to attempt world domination with the dulcet tones of her voice. 

Soha Budhani continues to be too smart for her age and becomes the youngest CEO ever at the age of 18.

Gwen Chang clones herself 10 times and manages to run a tech-heavy Broadway show all by herself while enjoying a cold bottle of root beer. 

Ryan Chou starts a gaming club at UC Irvine where he develops his YouTube channel Axel Montage into a viral gaming enterprise and releases top video games.

Bill Cui’s leg gets run over by a green Lamborghini, causing him to spend the rest of his life without an ACL in either knee.

Zoe Detrick’s inability to stop saying “Erm…” and making judgemental faces gets her kicked out of the clubs in Ibiza.

Ayaan Dhawan brings back his iconic goggles look as he embarks on his path to lead both the finance and the fashion industries. 

Clemence Gaillard crafts an edible, life-size, playable replica of her cello using almond praline and spun sugar. It’s a hit in the classical music world.

Dhruv Gupta becomes president solely to live out National Treasure IRL but finds there’s sadly no treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

Avery Hall interviews for the FBI, but since they require her to stop driving her green Bronco to join, she decides to choose her car over her life-long dream.

Elliot Hoffman expands his love for reading to become an audiobook narrator, but since readers can’t see his luscious red hair, he decides to take on modeling instead.

Jack Hollenbeck leaves BC after learning freshmen aren’t allowed to have cars on campus, instead living in his Firebird. 

Ian Hsiao is told he needs to “touch some grass” after spending hours on Instagram reels, so he buys a ranch to spend time with his pigs outside.

Leela Jarschel’s angelic opera voice brings birds flying her way, and she goes viral as the Snow White IRL. 

Esha Joshi uses her high-level analysis skills gained in AP Lit to become an analyst in the CIA.

Braxton Kimura uses his 65.6K followers on TikTok and a sponsorship from Jellycat to spread food allergy awareness with more perfectly-lined posters.

Riya Kolappa’s thumbs fall off after doom-scrolling on TikTok. She then decides to go on Love Island S8, and to create the perfect look, she repurposes her real thumbs to create a new type of spiky fake lashes.

Trevor Koo faces immense student loan debt at BU after spending all of his tuition money on baseball cards.

Denis Koterov maximizes his coding potential by infiltrating the KGB’s database.

Caitlyn Kramer realizes there’s levels to this basketball stuff when she goes viral for getting her ankles broken by JuJu Watkins. 

Sophia Lee joins the UCSD dance team, but she gets eaten by a shark while practicing her choreo with her lobster friends on the beach.

Jennifer Li becomes a New York Times best-selling children’s book author and illustrator, and on the side, she also becomes a sketch artist for the CIA, working alongside Esha.

Aretha Liu finally retires from rowing, instead using her arm and quad muscles to master Roblox. 

Billy Lloyd skips so much class to go to the beach at UCLA that he has to instead rely on his City Skylines experience for his first civil engineer project. 

Kyle Ma receives funding from Gordon Ramsay to expand his Culinary Collective club to a celebrity cooking show where he hosts Oprah.

Sophia Mann reaches international fame as a fencer before realizing that her true passion is for a different kind of fencing, so she spends the rest of her days happily whitewashing picket fences. 

Addison Parenti continues her acting career and replaces Dove Cameron in the newest season of “Liv & Maddie,” now named “Addie & Baddie.”

Lara Parikh’s French-language health podcast “Parle Avec Parikh” skyrockets to international fame, and so she is invited on the newest season of Love is Blind. 

Mia Randall continues to dominate the horseback riding world and rides her horse all the way to Philadelphia.

Marie Redondo moves back to France and represents France in the international Roblox competition, beating USA, who is represented by her rival Aretha.

Max Rees writes a cult classic poetry book extolling the virtues of gluten-free mac and cheese and is later sponsored by a very confused Kraft Heinz. 

Jake Reynders gets recruited to an underground Tokyo drift ring when the Japanese mafia realizes he can’t turn properly.

Zaiden Saberi rushes a frat in Knoxville, but he realizes he has no chance after every other pledge frame-mogs and looksmaxxes him.

Ahana Sethi continues to whip around town in her bright-orange Tesla, solving hundreds of cold cases per day.

Alan Skelley, “Art,” discovers how to stop procrastinating at Purdue, unlocking the true meaning behind his nickname as he becomes the most famous artist with Mediterranean roots.

Josh Tian spends every second of his college career in the gym, obsessing over the tiniest bit of muscle imbalance and differently-sized triceps.

Mailey Wang brings her bubbly kindness to the streets of Philly, but Meek Mill thinks she’s being sarcastic and makes her yet another victim of his trademark disses. 

Abi Wessel finally embraces her violin talents and plays a Megan Thee Stallion piece at President Gupta’s inauguration.

Andri Wilkinson is inspired by Barbie to live out her dream job of “beach” in San Diego.

Tony Wu and Leo Gray deepen their friendship at Columbia, where they roam the New York streets and play grass volleyball together.

Caitlin Yamaguchi becomes a pediatric surgeon, brightening kids’ days with her joyful composure.

Jerry Yan composes, writes, and directs a new hit musical, “Better Late Than Never,” after discovering a new love for theater.

Harry Yang keeps playing soccer with mini shin guards and gets permanent scars along both shins, so he is seen wearing long socks to class at Northwestern.