Simon Braun

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer

Simon Braun (11) is an opinion writer for The Perennial, and this is his second year on staff. This year, Simon is ready to write hot topic political pieces, and delve into some of his very niche subjects of interest with comedy and irony. In his free time, Simon enjoys playing board games, going on hikes, talking with friends, and singing.

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In Defense of Senioritis

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer • May 2, 2023

Senoritis. Having swept through nations across the globe and promising to do so every year, this viral infection destroys the lives of teachers and students alike. At least, that’s what the school system...

Ocean Ambassador’s Club Oil Dump Scandal

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer • March 28, 2023

On Mar. 15, 2023, numerous documents were discovered among the possessions of Assistant Head of Upper Campus Haley Hemm. They indicate direct involvement in the Oceans Ambassador’s cover up of the...

TikTok Is A Waste of Your Time

Simon Braun, Staff Writer • February 26, 2023

There are few things in life more useless than a philosophy major. One of those things is TikTok. TikTok, the incredibly popular social media website, has taken the internet by storm. Walking around the...

The Downsides of the Constitution

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer • February 2, 2023

How many times have you watched the news and heard the phrase: “The founders intended?” The United States federal government states that “the complex role of the Supreme Court in this system derives...

Climate Change In The Future

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer • November 9, 2022

Climate change can sometimes seem hopeless. It occasionally appears as though the world is almost about to end, as though we’re about to sink into a hole filled with our nightmares and our horrible dreams....

The Monarchy Should Be Overthrown

Simon Braun, Opinion Writer • October 4, 2022

My public opinion is that I don’t want King Charles III dead. My private opinion is private. The royal monarchy of Great Britain is one of long standing consequences. It has overseen the fall of the...

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