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NBA All-Star Lebron James flies high for a dunk.

NBA All-Star LeBron James Traded to Pinewood School

Regan Shee, Sports Writer March 27, 2024

  Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James was traded to the Pinewood Panthers of Los Altos Hills in exchange for sophomores Josh Tian and Thomas Meehleib. The trade was announced by Lebron’s agency...

David Wells poses in his UCLA jersey.

Literature Teacher David Wells’ Legendary Basketball Career at UCLA

Brandon Ge, Copy Editor March 27, 2024

   Basketball players. They can come in all sorts of different builds. On one end of the spectrum, you have the unathletic, fundamentally sound, system-dependent players who make a name for themselves...

Pinewood boys basketball player Kayden Ge (right) fakes out the ref for a finish at the basket.

Kayden’s Ultimate Guide to Sweet Talking Referees

Kayden Ge, Sports Writer March 27, 2024

   Their repulsive zebra-striped uniforms. Their obnoxious, over the top body movements when making the most atrocious calls ever known to man. Their receding hairlines. They are, of course, referees:...

Members of the Pinewood swim team gather to exchange information about the success of their water-stealing business.

Pinewood’s Swim Team Is NOT a Cult

Rohan Parasnis, Sports Writer March 27, 2024

   The Pinewood swim team is NOT a cult.    It was just another Monday morning, but something felt a little odd. During my morning calculus class, junior Michael Bradley and senior Sean Su started...

Math Teacher Sara Dorset informs 49ers players of new defensive schemes.

Math Teacher Sara Dorset Leaves Pinewood for 49ers Coaching Job

Jake Reynders, Sports Writer March 27, 2024

   At 7:48 p.m. on Feb. 11, Pinewood math teacher Sara Dorset sat with her family, stunned at the disgrace that had just taken place. A lifelong San Francisco 49ers fan, she had just witnessed her favorite...

Senior Scooter Madness: The Rise of Razor Rebels & The Decline of Parking Lot Civility

Senior Scooter Madness: The Rise of Razor Rebels & The Decline of Parking Lot Civility

Karina Aronson, Editor-in-Chief March 27, 2024

I love the wind whipping in my hair as I crank the tunes, screeching to a halt after tearing down Fremont Road at a brisk 3 mph and, of course, tooting my hand-held horn at drivers who are simply going...

Michael’s a Changed Man: On the Adele Hate Train

Michael’s a Changed Man: On the Adele Hate Train

Michael Shtrom, Arts & Culture Editor March 27, 2024

Hello, it’s me. I was wondering if, after all these years, you’d like to … blah blah blah. We’ve all seen this lead in articles about this woman so many times that it’s hard to keep count at...

Travis Kelce Has Nothing on Raghav

Travis Kelce Has Nothing on Raghav

Raghav Ramgopal, News Editor March 27, 2024

“VIVA LAS VEGAS! VIVA LAS VEGAS!” When I yell these Shakespearean lines at the top of my lungs, Taylor Swift won’t get the ick — she’ll be enamored. Swift has taken the world by storm, penning...

Does Jo Even Sleep?

Jolyn Ding, Sports Editor March 27, 2024

I’m not tired. Am I tired of school? Sure. Am I tired of all human interaction? Absolutely. But, am I tired because I’m lacking sleep? Nope, not even a little bit. Not even at all. It was a random...

Sophia Cheng’s Guide to Employment

Sophia Cheng, Editor-in-Chief March 27, 2024

For young adults across the country, getting hired for your first job holds an alluring promise of freedom akin to learning how to drive or leaving for college. But what about those unlucky few who are...

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