The Perennial

Flat Earth Fever: Pinewood’s New Cult or Just a Roundabout Misunderstanding?

Didem Becer, Staff Writer • May 3, 2024

New information leaked by an unknown source at Upper Campus has revealed that a Flat Earthers’ Club now holds meetings on Wednesdays at lunch. Our sources report that this previously...

Behind the Catchphrases of Math Teacher Stuart Hamilton

Rishi Chen, Staff Writer • May 3, 2024

A student of math teacher Stuart Hamilton can notice patterns in the lessons of the energetic educator. Patterns between different functions and various equations, but most prevalent of all, in Hamilton’s...

Innocent Chemistry Prank Goes Terribly Wrong

Addison Parenti, Staff Writer • May 3, 2024

On Mar. 1, sophomores Esha Joshi and Malaika Boros thought it would be an innocent prank to place small amounts of mercury throughout Upper Campus. They had learned about the effects...

Pinewood Divided: Toilet Paper Wars

Esha Joshi, Staff Writer • May 3, 2024

On Feb. 26, the day students and faculty returned from Ski Week, Pinewood’s normally peaceful campus was transformed into a warzone. The hallways were full of the usual lively chatter about break...