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Rumour Has It: Michael’s Alter Ego

Rumour Has It: Michael’s Alter Ego

Michael Shtrom, Arts & Culture Editor March 27, 2025

Hello, it’s me. The real me. That’s right, after all these years, I have finally decided to reveal who I really am — pop superstar Adele. For the last eight years, I have been living a lie, deceiving...

How Beans On Toast Will Save Pinewood Cuisine

How Beans On Toast Will Save Pinewood Cuisine

Rishi Chen, Staff Writer March 27, 2025

Since its inception perhaps a million years ago, Pinewood has been part of an insidious travesty. A cardinal sin, no less — a perpetual crisis. But all it takes is one cursory glance at the lunch menu...

7 Best Things to Do Instead of Paying Attention

7 Best Things to Do Instead of Paying Attention

Neil Kulkarni, Staff Writer March 27, 2025

   If you are going to school to learn, refine your knowledge, and grasp new concepts, what are you even doing? Honestly, who even pays attention in class anymore? In this article, I will rank the top...

TEACHERS Patricia Welze, Anna Scicinska, Kim Hudson

Watch Out! Teacheritis is Spreading Fast

Marie Redondo, Staff Writer March 27, 2025

   The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has officially classified Teacheritis, more formally known as the Educator Exhaustion Epidemic, as the most contagious epidemic since COVID, spreading...

Elaina Tyson

Teachers Want TikTok in the Classrooms

Nerea Amezcua, Staff Writer March 27, 2025

   TikTok has taken over the phones of many teenagers. Now, it is taking over the Pinewood classrooms. Teachers all over campus have decided to utilize this app to teach their students.    Junior...

Eric Schreiber

The New Covid is Here: Brainrot-24 Takes Over

Aretha Liu, Staff Writer March 27, 2025

   Brainrot-24 has been reported at Pinewood, marking the debilitating disease’s introduction to the Bay Area.    You may have heard of the brain-eating amoeba that lives in stillwater; well, I...

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