Hello, it’s me. The real me. That’s right, after all these years, I have finally decided to reveal who I really am — pop superstar Adele. For the last eight years, I have been living a lie, deceiving...

Since its inception perhaps a million years ago, Pinewood has been part of an insidious travesty. A cardinal sin, no less — a perpetual crisis. But all it takes is one cursory glance at the lunch menu...

   If you are going to school to learn, refine your knowledge, and grasp new concepts, what are you even doing? Honestly, who even pays attention in class anymore? In this article, I will rank the top...

   The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has officially classified Teacheritis, more formally known as the Educator Exhaustion Epidemic, as the most contagious epidemic since COVID, spreading...

   TikTok has taken over the phones of many teenagers. Now, it is taking over the Pinewood classrooms. Teachers all over campus have decided to utilize this app to teach their students.    Junior...

   Brainrot-24 has been reported at Pinewood, marking the debilitating disease’s introduction to the Bay Area.    You may have heard of the brain-eating amoeba that lives in stillwater; well, I...