Athletes need confidence like celebrities need Ozempic. Like Ozempic, confidence has been taking over the market. Whether it’s LeBron James slam scoring forty points while forty years old or Steph Curry...
We all know Moana as the adventurous teenage girl who sails across the ocean with demigod Maui on a daring journey to save her island. However, how many of us have heard of the lesser-known Moana 2? Aside...
In track and field, every contestant runs the same distance under the same conditions; ability — the speed and endurance of an athlete — determines the winner. But what if a small group of participants...
I do not care whether or not you consider yourself a Billie Eilish fan — Billie Eilish’s “Hit Me Hard and Soft” isn’t just the best album of the year; it’s an experience. This album is about...
Mesmerizing like a kaleidoscope, celebrities capture our attention as we twist the dial, endlessly marveling at every angle of their life. We dedicate our time, energy, and money to these ever-shifting...
Imagine if Romeo and Juliet, Sabrina Carpenter, Albert Einstein, and Convenience Store Woman had a baby. I bet you’re wondering, ‘Why would anyone ever think of that?’ Luckily for me, I do...
Schoology has been sneakily praying on our downfalls, strategically laying down traps for Pinewood teachers to fall into. As someone with a last name that starts with the letter “R”, I’ve often...
Best of Epicurean
No. 1 - Organic Penne Pasta with Chicken Pesto Alfredo
There is nothing better than a warm serving of chicken alfredo pasta with pesto. Now I may just be a pasta...
Standing at five feet tall, this talented and charismatic artist towers over the music industry. Basking in a sea of creativity, her lyrics resonate with innumerable fans thanks to her extraordinary...
Public displays of affection (PDA) have become the modern-day equivalent of the car alarm that goes off in the middle of your test: distracting, annoying, and frankly, always dragging on.
We...
There is an elusive disease circulating throughout all of Pinewood. This plague is not predisposed to one person, one group, or even one class; it could strike us all. The grades of many students...
Forget about all the cookie and dessert shops you’ve ever heard of because Crumbl Cookies is the only one we need. Crumbl Cookies has stolen my heart — and also half of my life savings. But I’m...
