Forget about all the cookie and dessert shops you’ve ever heard of because Crumbl Cookies is the only one we need. Crumbl Cookies has stolen my heart — and also half of my life savings. But I’m okay with that, and here’s four reasons why.

   First and foremost, I have never heard of any other cookie shop that changes their menu every week. There’s something thrilling about checking the menu each week and seeing if my favorite flavors are in store. And it’s not just Crumbl deciding our flavors; as the customers, we get to vote for which flavors we want to see again. Crumbl is so remarkable that it has invented a cookie democracy.  

   Second, Crumbl Cookie flavors are not only seasonal, but also quite odd (in a good way). Before Crumbl Cookies came into my life, I had been missing out on the sensation of biting into a Maple Bacon or Cornbread cookie. I always hear some of my friends — who clearly lack taste — whine about the fact that Crumbl cookies are too weird. If you’re also basic and hate extravagant flavors, Crumbl Cookies offers traditional cookie flavors too, which further proves my point that it is the best cookie shop out there. It appeals to all sorts of audiences, keeping cookies like Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunk or Classic Pink Sugar on the menu for those who lack basic adventure skills in the realm of testing flavors. 

   Third, you may argue that $4.99 for a cookie is absolutely outrageous, and I would agree with you. But a Crumbl cookie has an average diameter of five inches, which is massive for a cookie. Although it may be a bit of a splurge, you definitely get your money’s worth with a cookie that size. Besides, a larger cookie makes sharing with friends easier, allowing everyone to pick different flavors and sample a bit of each.

    Lastly, a Crumbl cookie is a masterpiece. They don’t just toss your cookie in some crinkly paper bag; instead, they present their cookies with a fun topping or some colorful frosting, all in their iconic pink box. Simply looking at a box of Crumbl cookies brings me joy because they’re just that beautiful. Truly, a masterpiece. 

   Crumbl Cookies is not just a phase. I’ll forever argue that it is revolutionizing the cookie game. If you haven’t tried it yet, you’re definitely missing out. And if you don’t like it, then I’d say you’re missing out on a lot more than just good taste.